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TMF opening box filled w/ all the biglaw pamphlets & swag he got at 2L OCI

leafing through the yellowed pages, he fantasizes about the ...
spritezero
  10/26/15
TMF gazes at the logo written atop a carefully preserved mou...
The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  10/26/15
...
90s baseball
  12/02/16
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum...
... . . , .... . . ,. ,, ......,. , , . ,,.
  01/30/17
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Hal Kidsmeller
  10/26/15
TMF lets out a high-pitched shriek as Mandy uncaps a vintage...
The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  10/26/15
"Yes, I've been saving those M&Ms since 2007. They ...
The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  10/26/15
*eats one M&M on special occasions*
Non sequitur
  10/26/15
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  10/26/15
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CapTTTainFalcon
  10/30/17
The box is made of rich varnished mahogany, and lined with g...
attidood
  10/26/15
Every once in awhile, when spirits are especially low, TMF o...
The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  10/26/15
"No I haven't opened that tube of whiteout. Keep in mi...
The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  10/26/15
Some of the items reference firms now gone, such as Dewey, B...
The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood
  10/26/15
In 2020, TMF scribbles his suicide note on three stacked min...
The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  10/26/15
lost it at the last sentence.
....;.::..............,,;,.,,,,,,....
  10/26/15
...
From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill
  10/27/15
180^180
longwangpoontang
  09/16/16
^180
,.,.;.,.,.,..,.
  12/02/16
^180
;;;'''...,,,
  10/30/17
the last sentence is 180 gold. lol.
John Ruskin, a buche de noel with buttercream
  10/30/17
TMF FURIOUSLY beating his dog for chewing up a mint conditio...
The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood
  10/26/15
lulz
.........:;..,,;,,,;,,,,,,,,,,:::;;;..,,
  10/27/15
he retrieves a three ring binder from the bottom of the box....
spritezero
  10/26/15
Dear David, remember me? You interviewed me at OCI in 2007. ...
;;;'''...,,,
  10/26/15
lol
spritezero
  10/26/15
180
Ray "Chicken Parm" Ferraro
  10/27/15
180
.........:;..,,;,,,;,,,,,,,,,,:::;;;..,,
  10/27/15
180
Hittin' It This Second
  10/27/15
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Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON
  10/27/15
180
The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  10/27/15
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The Meanest Apostle
  10/27/15
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CharlesXII's In-House Gynecologist
  10/27/15
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Non sequitur
  10/27/15
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Aspie Pickup Line
  10/27/15
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'"'''"''''"
  10/27/15
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acr the poaster
  10/27/15
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The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood
  10/27/15
180
Trump Mountain
  11/04/15
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spritezero
  09/16/16
...
The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  12/02/16
...
;;;'''...,,,
  12/02/16
hahaha
'"'''"''''"
  12/02/16
Ty ty. I consider my contribution to this thread to be my au...
;;;'''...,,,
  12/02/16
...
''"""'''"'"'
  01/30/17
...
....::::..::..,,....,........,.,,,,,,.
  04/27/17
180
longwangpoontang
  10/12/17
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;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;
  10/30/17
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TMF's size 38 pleated dockers
  10/26/15
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;;;'''...,,,
  10/26/15
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The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood
  10/26/15
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,.,.;.,.,.,..,.
  10/26/15
lolwtf Thanks for the laugh.
The Meanest Apostle
  10/27/15
lol
....,,.,...,,,;;;,...,,,..,,.
  10/27/15
Gold
SD Biglaw Bro
  10/27/15
what is TMF's story? he get fired from biglaw or something?
.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,
  10/27/15
he has a really odd and insufferable personality and extreme...
Wilbur Mercer, low income poaster
  10/27/15
None taken, that is probably accurate.
The Meanest Apostle
  10/27/15
Once upon a time I wanted to gun for partnership but like mo...
The Meanest Apostle
  10/27/15
It was more severe than that, bro. You spent your Biglaw sal...
SD Biglaw Bro
  10/27/15
I might have slightly aspied out, granted. By the way, I e...
The Meanest Apostle
  10/27/15
I don't remember that, but I take leaves from xo sometimes. ...
SD Biglaw Bro
  10/27/15
So I don't want to talk too much on here, but there was a lu...
The Meanest Apostle
  10/27/15
Woah that is funny. Did you know who the guy was? Or did yo...
SD Biglaw Bro
  10/27/15
Yep, it was just him. Was kind of surprised and he posted ab...
The Meanest Apostle
  10/27/15
Wait what? No one spent their biglaw salary before we got it...
you're the Bannon
  12/02/16
omfg lol fish, why can't i find the back to biglaw thread...
fulano
  10/27/15
It was shit modded. A real tragedy. I don't think tmf had an...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.
  12/02/16
Lol, yes, your blatant striving and ultimate life failure is...
The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  10/27/15
I don't know that ending up in a good in-house career is exa...
The Meanest Apostle
  10/27/15
Lololol.
The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  10/27/15
i like how a 150k all in in house jerb is like most of xoxo
Darsint
  10/27/15
I do better than that.
The Meanest Apostle
  10/27/15
most in-house xo poasters do: biglaw --> inhouse. you did...
spritezero
  10/27/15
brutal
Non sequitur
  12/02/16
brilliant
fulano
  10/27/15
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The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  11/04/15
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The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  11/05/15
What kind of swag do you get from your firm?
honiara
  11/05/15
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The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda
  11/15/15
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spritezero
  09/16/16
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum...
... . . , .... . . ,. ,, ......,. , , . ,,.
  01/30/17
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spritezero
  10/12/17
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This is legal advice
  10/30/17
MND looks down at her vagina and says "so that's where ...
Seamen on Broadway
  10/30/17
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;;;'''...,,,
  10/30/17


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Date: October 26th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: spritezero

leafing through the yellowed pages, he fantasizes about the life that could've been

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29046359)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda

TMF gazes at the logo written atop a carefully preserved mousepad and mutters "I would have enjoyed DLA Piper."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29046457)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: 90s baseball (AssFaggot)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038851)



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Date: January 30th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: ... . . , .... . . ,. ,, ......,. , , . ,,.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32504450)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Hal Kidsmeller



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29046766)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda

TMF lets out a high-pitched shriek as Mandy uncaps a vintage yellow highlighter with "Sullivan & Cromwell" written down one side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29046951)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda

"Yes, I've been saving those M&Ms since 2007. They were given to me by the fine professionals at Simpson Thatcher & Bartlett LLP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047009)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )

*eats one M&M on special occasions*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047014)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:.;;;;;;;;;;...;;;;;;;.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29048109)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34563577)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: attidood

The box is made of rich varnished mahogany, and lined with green velvet. It has a sturdy brass lock that opens with a key that he keeps on a chain around his neck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047050)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 7:19 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda

Every once in awhile, when spirits are especially low, TMF opens the box and takes a deep breath through his thick nostrils. "I can almost smell the halls of those prestige factories."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047200)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda

"No I haven't opened that tube of whiteout. Keep in mind that it is, no doubt, the EXACT SAME whiteout that Dennis Block uses. The EXACT SAME. You don't just use something like that willy-nilly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047078)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )

Some of the items reference firms now gone, such as Dewey, Bingham, and Patton Boggs. Although those sticky notes and screen wipes would command a pretty penny, TMF refuses to part with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047217)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 8:02 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda

In 2020, TMF scribbles his suicide note on three stacked mint condition Dewey & LeBouf sticky notes. "After all these years, I have finally given up all hope. I will never land Biglaw. I will never own multiple properties (to own or to rent). Without hope, this isn't a life worth living. I leave the Jeep Liberty to my wife, Mandy. I wish to be buried with my box of OCI monentos- they're the only thing that kept me going this long. I don't know if I need to get this norarized, I was never really good at understanding the law."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047476)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: ....;.::..............,,;,.,,,,,,....


lost it at the last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047558)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29052114)



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Date: September 16th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#31422768)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: ,.,.;.,.,.,..,.

^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32041415)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: ;;;'''...,,,

^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34562857)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 4:34 PM
Author: John Ruskin, a buche de noel with buttercream (autoadmit@outlook.com)

the last sentence is 180 gold. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34563761)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )

TMF FURIOUSLY beating his dog for chewing up a mint condition K&L Gates mousepad while MND sobs in the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047482)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: .........:;..,,;,,,;,,,,,,,,,,:::;;;..,,


lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051207)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: spritezero

he retrieves a three ring binder from the bottom of the box. it's filled with sheets of plastics sheaths--three across, three down--intended to hold comic and baseball cards. instead, they contain business cards from every one of his interviewers. he wonders idly how much he could get for the card of the then senior associate who has since become a reign maker partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047634)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: ;;;'''...,,,

Dear David, remember me? You interviewed me at OCI in 2007. I thought we really hit it off.

You were a young guy then. Now look at you! I see you just made partner. You're on top!

I wrote you a few emails over the years, but you still ain't callin'.

I left my cell, email, and autoadmit monicker at the bottom.

I sent two emails back back in autumn, you must not've got em.

There probably was a problem with my server or something and Sometimes I scribble email addresses too sloppy when I jot em.

Anyways, I hope you get this man, I think I could really help you out.

I was telling Mandy the other day. I'd do good work you you I don't have any doubt.

I'm in a rent controlled building now, but I'd soar under your wing.

I'm sure I'd do wel enough to buy multiple properties. Please consider me! I can't handle another ding.

The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29049513)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: spritezero

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29049724)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Ray "Chicken Parm" Ferraro

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051203)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: .........:;..,,;,,,;,,,,,,,,,,:::;;;..,,


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051216)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: Hittin' It This Second (life is 20% what happens to you and 80% how you react to it)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051487)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Charles Sunstein\'s Faceful of POISON



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051728)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051730)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: The Meanest Apostle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051747)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: CharlesXII's In-House Gynecologist (Literally Irreplacable)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051779)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051784)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051874)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29052110)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: acr the poaster (Kill Em All, Let God Sort Em Out)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29053907)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29054414)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: Trump Mountain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29111056)



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Date: September 16th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#31422737)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038311)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:53 AM
Author: ;;;'''...,,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038610)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: '"'''"''''"


hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038631)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: ;;;'''...,,,

Ty ty. I consider my contribution to this thread to be my autoadmit magnum opus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32039280)



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Date: January 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: ''"""'''"'"'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32503709)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,.,,,,,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#33173558)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34424975)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: ;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34562900)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: TMF's size 38 pleated dockers ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29048746)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: ;;;'''...,,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29048841)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29048867)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: ,.,.;.,.,.,..,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29049679)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:17 AM
Author: The Meanest Apostle

lolwtf

Thanks for the laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051106)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: ....,,.,...,,,;;;,...,,,..,,.


lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051143)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: SD Biglaw Bro

Gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051159)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:25 AM
Author: .,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,.,,.,.,,.,.,,.,


what is TMF's story? he get fired from biglaw or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051168)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, low income poaster (Wilbur Mercer)

he has a really odd and insufferable personality and extremely skewed worldview, no offense to you tmf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051179)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 11:07 AM
Author: The Meanest Apostle

None taken, that is probably accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051406)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: The Meanest Apostle

Once upon a time I wanted to gun for partnership but like most on XO ended up in-house, the meme being that due to my greed secretly still covet partnership. Ergo this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051419)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 11:15 AM
Author: SD Biglaw Bro

It was more severe than that, bro. You spent your Biglaw salary before you got it, and described it on xo in excruciating detail. You devised plan after plan, e.g. for Mandy to transfer to your school, how you'd spend your Biglaw salary to build a real estate empire, about how you'd land Biglaw despite striking out at oci by taking the patent bar, and on and on. Your arrogance made your failure a great spectacle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051449)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: The Meanest Apostle

I might have slightly aspied out, granted. By the way, I ended up with a biglaw summer associate position and ended up with an offer out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051763)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: SD Biglaw Bro

I don't remember that, but I take leaves from xo sometimes. I thought you were in Russia doing some work at a bigger firm, and then you were let go, and I thought you were unsuccessfully interviewing at an xo poster's firm for a post-graduation gig when you were outed.

I don't mind you now. You've definitely mellowed. But there were some posts you did in the 2007-10 timeframe that were infuriating. Everyone in the world was struggling and you came across as super smug and entitled. I'm glad to see you're doing well now, but I also think it's amusing when someone kicks dirt in 2009-TMF's face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051994)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: The Meanest Apostle

So I don't want to talk too much on here, but there was a lulzy incident where I was interviewing and some guy on here was a partner at a west coast firm that setup and interview "just to see what I was like." hilariously, no one thought his thread was real so it didn't get many responses.

His analysis was that I was "far more normal than expected." I wasn't exactly sure how to take that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29052022)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: SD Biglaw Bro

Woah that is funny. Did you know who the guy was? Or did you meet with several partners that day? Seems like he'd have more to lose by the outing - I.e. Admitting he used firm money for the lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29052041)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: The Meanest Apostle

Yep, it was just him. Was kind of surprised and he posted about it before I even got back to my office at the firm I was at (did a videoconference from their nyc office).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29052108)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 9:49 PM
Author: you're the Bannon

Wait what? No one spent their biglaw salary before we got it. We had about 100K saved up after our first year and had paid down more than the minimum on our loans.

I'm not sure whats so offensive about a plan for me to transfer to his school.

TMF didnt strike out at oci and he didnt take the patent bar until years later. Actually none of this happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32043122)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: fulano

omfg lol

fish, why can't i find the back to biglaw thread? did someone misplace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051469)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.


It was shit modded. A real tragedy. I don't think tmf had anything to do w nuking the thread tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038793)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda

Lol, yes, your blatant striving and ultimate life failure is perfectly normal. Totally on par with the rest of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051735)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: The Meanest Apostle

I don't know that ending up in a good in-house career is exactly failing massively but ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051745)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda

Lololol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051749)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: Darsint

i like how a 150k all in in house jerb is like most of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051799)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: The Meanest Apostle

I do better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051813)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: spritezero

most in-house xo poasters do: biglaw --> inhouse. you did: biglaw --> unemployed --> prolonged period of poverty and crippling cognitive dissonance during which you strived manically to get back into biglaw --> resignation --> shitty in house job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29053879)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Non sequitur

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038805)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: fulano

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051192)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29111015)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29114125)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 3:27 AM
Author: honiara

What kind of swag do you get from your firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29114686)



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Date: November 15th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: The cruel fifth procurator of Bethesda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29188458)



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Date: September 16th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#31419166)



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Date: January 30th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: ... . . , .... . . ,. ,, ......,. , , . ,,.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32504458)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34424772)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: This is legal advice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34563568)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Seamen on Broadway (playing with gay dog boners since 2013)

MND looks down at her vagina and says "so that's where you put the Debevoise mug"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34563586)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: ;;;'''...,,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34566982)